So I just had to share this fabulous moment of asshole-ness with all of you. So last Saturday we had a hectic busy day in the salon. Geordie and I decided that we would treat ourselves to a nice take out dinner from Krung Thai. Hadn’t had it in a long time so I was looking forward to it. I called it in so that I could just go and pick it up.
Well my OCD kicks in when I call in orders. If they say it will be ready in 20 mins, well dammit I wanna be there when it’s ready. Why is it that when you are in a hurry stuff happens…so Murphy’s Law. So we end up taking a little longer to close the salon, but when we finally do..we are on our way!! Woohoo….Pad thai here I come.
So we are driving and I get to the intersection of Almaden and San Carlos when a damn cop car pulls up in front of us and blocks us from crossing the green light. I was like…WTF? Something going on? I look to my left and notice people wearing green vests walking into the intersection. Oh I see, some sort of stupid march for something, but I didn’t see any signs and such. So I start to inflame up like a bad hemmroid. I start cursing up a storm. What the fuck is wrong with people marching through downtown at 7 in the evening? And how damn lazy are these people that they couldn’t even bother making signs so we know who to direct our anger towards. So we are still sitting there for a good 15 minutes..I’m hungry..food is probably waiting for me and I am getting way too irritated for my own good. And more and more people are just popping up out of nowhere. What the hell is going on?
Finally I see what looks like some sort of banner. Ahh..maybe this is a political march and I want to see what dirty politician is causing this.
I finally get a good look at what the banner says…….Chrohns and Colitis. So I say aloud….’Hmm…Chrohns and Colitis….well…those are 2 asshole politicians that are not getting my vote!! Damn them! Interrupting my drive home….how dare they?!?’
And then Geordie pipes up and say…’Babe, those are politician’s names, they are diseases and these people are marching to raise awareness’
Ummmmm……whoops!! So I started to laugh my ass off….what an idiot I am. Well they sure as hell made me aware…of how dumb I can be.
And if you are sitting reading this and thinking to yourself that I now have a one-way ticket to hell…wait till you read the next post. It will be the confirmation to the passage to the blazing infernos of hell!
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